i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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