It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
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