she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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