I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
We’re leaving where are you
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