And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
