So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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