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You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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