I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Also, beer. Big fan.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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