oh god the rape fog is back!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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