I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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