...so i touched it.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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