I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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