Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
