we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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