I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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