respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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