You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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