I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
