real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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