He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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