i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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