This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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