We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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