I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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