I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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