My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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