Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I deserve this hangover.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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