I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
do nipples grow back?
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