This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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