your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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