once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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