Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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