I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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