Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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