so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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