Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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