I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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