4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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