Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Ikea night.
?
Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Randomize
