I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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