WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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