Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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