We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
