i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
