Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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