are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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