don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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