using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so let's talk penis.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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