Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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