Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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