what if I'm pregnant?
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I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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